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Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised New Jersey Devils star Jack Hughes, after the latter's breakaway attempt displayed a disrespectful degree...

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FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...

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Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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