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Quiet, dignified, ALCS ceremony drowned out by Diwali celebrations
National
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October 21, 2025
TORONTO - As the Toronto Blue Jays prepared to embark on their first trip to the World Series in 32 years, ceremonies commemorating the...
Trial concludes that Hockey Canada accusations 100% lies and that NO HOCKEY PLAYER HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HUMAN HISTORY
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July 24, 2025
LONDON - With a unanimous acquittal, the judge in the Hockey Canada trial sent a clear message to the Canadian public that that not...
Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom
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May 20, 2025
TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a Game-7 loss to the Florida Panthers, the victorious squad has offered to raise...
NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada
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May 9, 2025
NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of reporters at the NHL's front office, Commissioner Gary Bettman proudly announced the league's new sponsorship...
Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”
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April 16, 2025
TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared out their lockers following a season that saw the rebuilding organisation finish at the bottom...
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March 5, 2026
Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs
National
March 4, 2026
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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
World
March 2, 2026
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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
World
February 25, 2026
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WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism,...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
Local
February 21, 2026
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HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...