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Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised New Jersey Devils star Jack Hughes, after the latter's breakaway attempt displayed a disrespectful degree...

Commentator who hates Soccer just happens to make a living talking about other sports

OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...

Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players

FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...

Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”

DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...

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NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...