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Netanyahu thanks Hamas for kidnapping so many pretty girls

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TEL AVIV - In what some are viewing as a positive step towards ending the destructive Gaza War, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is...

Daily Show fans upset that Jon Stewart has yet to end Gaza War

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NEW YORK CITY - Several episodes into his return as a host of Comedy Central's popular series "The Daily Show", many fans of the...

Finale of World War II drama just 72-minute take of a White man masturbating

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LOS ANGELES - Viewers of the third instalment in the Band of Brothers series, Masters of the Air, were treated to a unique experience...

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Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

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