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Netanyahu thanks Hamas for kidnapping so many pretty girls

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TEL AVIV - In what some are viewing as a positive step towards ending the destructive Gaza War, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is...

Daily Show fans upset that Jon Stewart has yet to end Gaza War

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NEW YORK CITY - Several episodes into his return as a host of Comedy Central's popular series "The Daily Show", many fans of the...

Finale of World War II drama just 72-minute take of a White man masturbating

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LOS ANGELES - Viewers of the third instalment in the Band of Brothers series, Masters of the Air, were treated to a unique experience...

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Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”

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A lot of people are sad right now, and...

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

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WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

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Houston apologises for inappropriate comments about Province’s “beautiful downtowns”

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HALIFAX - A throng of reporters gathered at 1726...

Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

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