Tag: United States
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...
Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.
HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...
Patel instructs all FBI agents to play “God of War”
WASHINGTON, DC - After eulogizing conservative influencer Charlie Kirk by stating that he will see him in "Valhalla", FBI Director Kash Patel is instruction...
“Political violence is un-American!” says country that fought war of independence
WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of the shocking assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk, political violence is being condemned as the antithesis of...
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...