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Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players

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FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...

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Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

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