Tag: Sports

Calgary Stampeders to replace “O Canada” with namesake’s “Minstrel Gypsy”

CALGARY - In a move intended to honour the team's origins, the CFL's Calgary Stampeders have announced that, moving forward, in lieu of the...

Excitement builds for quadrennial gathering of aspiring Reality TV stars

PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...

Honda Indy Toronto to feature local flavour with old Punjabi men walking across track

TORONTO - As the city prepares for the 2024 edition of the Honda Indy, organisers have announced a new hazard for the elite open-wheel...

Commentator who hates Soccer just happens to make a living talking about other sports

OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...

New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

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NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...