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Sky’s friends sick of her mentioning that she gets mistaken for Scarlett Johansson

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ONLINE - Friends of ChatGPT's voice assistant, Sky, are finding themselves annoyed with their compatriot, as she keeps finding ways to mention that many...

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NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

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Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

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NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

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