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Netanyahu thanks Hamas for kidnapping so many pretty girls

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TEL AVIV - In what some are viewing as a positive step towards ending the destructive Gaza War, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is...

Palestinian activists accused of anti-Semitism by Western countries that invented it

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WASHINGTON, DC - With protests against actions by Israeli forces in Gaza dominating headlines, political leaders in the United States and Europe are condemning...

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Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

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NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

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NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

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