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OTTAWA - In a rare move, MPs from all political parties unanimously agreed to call National Junior Hockey Team head coach Dave Cameron to...

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Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

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Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off

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HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

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