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Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...

Nova Scotians horrified to learn that Stan Rogers was from Ontario

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HALIFAX - The province of Nova Scotia was shaken, today, after revelations that beloved folk musician, the late-Stan Rogers, was, in fact, a longtime...

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Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

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Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players

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Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

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