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Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...

Nova Scotians horrified to learn that Stan Rogers was from Ontario

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HALIFAX - The province of Nova Scotia was shaken, today, after revelations that beloved folk musician, the late-Stan Rogers, was, in fact, a longtime...

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Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

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NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised...

Houston apologises for inappropriate comments about Province’s “beautiful downtowns”

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HALIFAX - A throng of reporters gathered at 1726...

Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

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NFL buzzing after wide receiver expresses satisfaction with role

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CLEVELAND, OHIO - Sports media conversation was dominated, today,...

Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

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NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised...

Houston apologises for inappropriate comments about Province’s “beautiful downtowns”

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HALIFAX - A throng of reporters gathered at 1726...

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