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Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...

Nova Scotians horrified to learn that Stan Rogers was from Ontario

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HALIFAX - The province of Nova Scotia was shaken, today, after revelations that beloved folk musician, the late-Stan Rogers, was, in fact, a longtime...

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Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”

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A lot of people are sad right now, and...

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

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WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

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Houston apologises for inappropriate comments about Province’s “beautiful downtowns”

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HALIFAX - A throng of reporters gathered at 1726...

Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

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