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Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...

Nova Scotians horrified to learn that Stan Rogers was from Ontario

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HALIFAX - The province of Nova Scotia was shaken, today, after revelations that beloved folk musician, the late-Stan Rogers, was, in fact, a longtime...

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Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

CBRM councillors’ expense charges mostly just pints at The Legion

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CAPE BRETON REGIONAL MUNICIPALITY - With former mayor Amanda...

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Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

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