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Statisticians advise hockey parents to name their child ‘Connor’

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TORONTO - The rise of hockey analytics has been driven by teams, coaches and parents seeking any competitive edge they can get by studying...

Rempe looking forward to a long career that he doesn’t remember

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NEW YORK - Currently serving a four-game suspension for elbowing, Rangers rookie Matt Rempe has found himself with a free moment to consider his...
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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

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NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

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NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

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