Tag: NHL
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky
HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing intense criticism in his home country for his cozy relationship with American President Donald Trump,...
Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent
NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised New Jersey Devils star Jack Hughes, after the latter's breakaway attempt displayed a disrespectful degree...
Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...
Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”
DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...