Tag: NHL
Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent
NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised New Jersey Devils star Jack Hughes, after the latter's breakaway attempt displayed a disrespectful degree...
Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...
Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”
DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...
Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks
TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Maple Leafs executives have stated that they intend to improve the club’s...
Matthews prepares for playoffs by failing to score important goal
TORONTO - After failing to reach the magical 70-goal plateau, Maple Leafs centre Auston Matthews explained that his inability to score the milestone marker...