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NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New York City, chose today's morning briefing to announce his latest initiative for the nation's largest...

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Houston concerned lack of affordable housing can’t be addressed without more affordable housing

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HALIFAX - In a morning briefing, Nova Scotia premier...

Homicide deemed justifiable after Police learn victim thought Newfoundland was a Maritime Province

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Calgary Stampeders to replace “O Canada” with namesake’s “Minstrel Gypsy”

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CALGARY - In a move intended to honour the...

Middle aged nerd can’t get song from Square One out of his head

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OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest...

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Houston concerned lack of affordable housing can’t be addressed without more affordable housing

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HALIFAX - In a morning briefing, Nova Scotia premier...

Homicide deemed justifiable after Police learn victim thought Newfoundland was a Maritime Province

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HALIFAX - The investigation into the particularly violent death...

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