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New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

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NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New York City, chose today's morning briefing to announce his latest initiative for the nation's largest...

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NFL buzzing after wide receiver expresses satisfaction with role

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CLEVELAND, OHIO - Sports media conversation was dominated, today,...

Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

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NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised...

Houston apologises for inappropriate comments about Province’s “beautiful downtowns”

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HALIFAX - A throng of reporters gathered at 1726...

Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

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Dave Cameron called before Parliament to answer for his crimes

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OTTAWA - In a rare move, MPs from all...

NFL buzzing after wide receiver expresses satisfaction with role

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CLEVELAND, OHIO - Sports media conversation was dominated, today,...

Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

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NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised...

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