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New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

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NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New York City, chose today's morning briefing to announce his latest initiative for the nation's largest...

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Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

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Palestinian rights activist vows not to rest until they have completely destroyed movement’s credibility

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VANCOUVER - Despite being subjected to detainment and an...

Israel continues search for hostages under Beirut rubble

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TEL AVIV - As Israel's war in Gaza enters...

UFC Champ scores KO victory after looking down at his phone

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SAN JOSE - The crowd was buzzing at UFC...

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White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

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WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...

Palestinian rights activist vows not to rest until they have completely destroyed movement’s credibility

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VANCOUVER - Despite being subjected to detainment and an...

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