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New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

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NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New York City, chose today's morning briefing to announce his latest initiative for the nation's largest...

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Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

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Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

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