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New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

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NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New York City, chose today's morning briefing to announce his latest initiative for the nation's largest...

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Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

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Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

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