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Halifax Pride events to include 90s retrospective panel with Ashley MacIsaac’s exes

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HALIFAX - As the city prepares to kick off its annual Pride festival, some celebrants are taking a look at the past in the...

Society of Ornithologists condemns Nelly Furtado for defaming Avians

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OTTAWA - Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado's signature song "I'm Like a Bird", for lyrics that...

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Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

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Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

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