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Jays fans take comfort in knowledge that they can still hate Shapiro and Atkins

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OTTAWA - After a disappointing Game 7 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 2025 World Series, fans of the Toronto Blue Jays...

Quiet, dignified, ALCS ceremony drowned out by Diwali celebrations

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TORONTO - As the Toronto Blue Jays prepared to embark on their first trip to the World Series in 32 years, ceremonies commemorating the...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI

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Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

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Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to

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HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping...

Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

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