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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of Mark Carney's Liberal government, Canadians are feeling hopeful that their suddenly completely-uninteresting political landscape will...

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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

National 0
OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

Uncategorized 0
TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

The Rest 0
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

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