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Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
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From The Desk
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July 29, 2024
We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
India chooses man responsible for a genocide over son of man responsible for two
World
From The Desk
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June 5, 2024
NEW DELHI - After a long election campaign, Narendra Modi, who many consider responsible for an anti-Muslim genocide in Gujarat, has secured a third...
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Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”
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April 16, 2025
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
The Rest
April 9, 2025
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NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...
Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky
National
March 19, 2025
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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...
Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”
The Rest
March 2, 2025
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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
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February 13, 2025
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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...