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Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to

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HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping budget cuts recently announced by his government, Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has said that...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities threatening action against his government's controversial "Bill 5", Premier Doug Ford is pushing to declare...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI

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WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism,...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

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Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to

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HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping...

Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

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