Tag: Celebrity
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’
MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...
Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds
OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...
Sky’s friends sick of her mentioning that she gets mistaken for Scarlett Johansson
ONLINE - Friends of ChatGPT's voice assistant, Sky, are finding themselves annoyed with their compatriot, as she keeps finding ways to mention that many...
Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again
WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...