Tag: Celebrity

Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’

MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...

Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds

OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...

Sky’s friends sick of her mentioning that she gets mistaken for Scarlett Johansson

ONLINE - Friends of ChatGPT's voice assistant, Sky, are finding themselves annoyed with their compatriot, as she keeps finding ways to mention that many...

Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again

WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...

In lieu of sermon, tired priest shows parishioners episode of Supernatural

SASKATOON - Worshippers at Christ Our Light Parish have been treated to a novel form of sermon for the past several weeks, in the...

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Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...