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Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’
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June 17, 2024
MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...
Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds
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June 11, 2024
OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...
Sky’s friends sick of her mentioning that she gets mistaken for Scarlett Johansson
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May 23, 2024
ONLINE - Friends of ChatGPT's voice assistant, Sky, are finding themselves annoyed with their compatriot, as she keeps finding ways to mention that many...
Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again
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April 17, 2024
WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...
In lieu of sermon, tired priest shows parishioners episode of Supernatural
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April 7, 2024
SASKATOON - Worshippers at Christ Our Light Parish have been treated to a novel form of sermon for the past several weeks, in the...
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Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax
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November 19, 2024
Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour
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November 11, 2024
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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...
“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”
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November 8, 2024
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A lot of people are sad right now, and...
White women express outrage at election of man they voted for
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November 6, 2024
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WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...
Haligonians elect that guy from the thing
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October 20, 2024
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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...