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Media buzzing after hockey player scores lacrosse-style goal for ten-billionth time

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BOSTON - Hockey media was full of excited chatter, yesterday, after Hurricanes forward Andrei Svechnikov did the unthinkable and scored the rare lacrosse-style goal,...

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Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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