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“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”

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A lot of people are sad right now, and we get it. Some of those sad people are too sad, though, and should instead...

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

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WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the 2024 United States Presidential Election in favour of Donald Trump, scores of White women are...

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Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

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Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

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