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CANTON - A bad call in a Stark County Semi-Pro Baseball League today, after Louisville Barons manager Dave Benson charged home-plate and convinced Umpire...

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Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

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AI calculates ideal museum navigation route for people with OCD

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Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season

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Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

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TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the...

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