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Homicide deemed justifiable after Police learn victim thought Newfoundland was a Maritime Province

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HALIFAX - The investigation into the particularly violent death of Charlie Keddy of Bedford has concluded with no charges laid, after detectives learned that...

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SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

CBRM councillors’ expense charges mostly just pints at The Legion

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CAPE BRETON REGIONAL MUNICIPALITY - With former mayor Amanda...

LA Fires provide sobering reminder of the destructive power of celebrities

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LOS ANGELES - As first responders continue to risk...

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Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

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