Matthews prepares for playoffs by failing to score important goal
TORONTO - After failing to reach the magical 70-goal plateau, Maple Leafs centre Auston Matthews explained that his inability to score the milestone marker...
Media buzzing after hockey player scores lacrosse-style goal for ten-billionth time
BOSTON - Hockey media was full of excited chatter, yesterday, after Hurricanes forward Andrei Svechnikov did the unthinkable and scored the rare lacrosse-style goal,...
In lieu of sermon, tired priest shows parishioners episode of Supernatural
SASKATOON - Worshippers at Christ Our Light Parish have been treated to a novel form of sermon for the past several weeks, in the...
Women’s Basketball called ‘pretend’ sport by guy who pretended to be a Top-2 draft pick
OTTAWA - Sports media was abuzz, today, after the highly-rated Women's March Madness Tournament was labelled "pretend" by Bobby Ryan, a former NHL player...
Statisticians advise hockey parents to name their child ‘Connor’
TORONTO - The rise of hockey analytics has been driven by teams, coaches and parents seeking any competitive edge they can get by studying...