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Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 3

Hi there! Welcome to Part 3 of our overly-long running series, here's a link to Part 2. Before we begin, we'd like to point out...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 2

Welcome! We trust everyone had a nice break, so let's get back to it, shall we? (Ed.: You can find Part 1, here) Okay, what on...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 1

Big news! We've added a blog.. to our blog. In this space we're going to periodically post content that is 30% less satirical and...

Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit

KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...

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Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...