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Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 2
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June 26, 2024
Welcome! We trust everyone had a nice break, so let's get back to it, shall we? (Ed.: You can find Part 1, here) Okay, what on...
Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 1
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June 26, 2024
Big news! We've added a blog.. to our blog. In this space we're going to periodically post content that is 30% less satirical and...
Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit
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June 20, 2024
KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...
Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’
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June 17, 2024
MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...
Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds
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June 11, 2024
OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...
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Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”
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March 2, 2025
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
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February 13, 2025
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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...
SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show
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February 12, 2025
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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...
“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass
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January 28, 2025
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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...
CBRM councillors’ expense charges mostly just pints at The Legion
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January 24, 2025
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CAPE BRETON REGIONAL MUNICIPALITY - With former mayor Amanda...